Cumcentration

What is Cumcentration?


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The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.

Alan: What'd you do?

Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.

Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.

Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.

Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

See cock, semen, relationships, rape, sex, ejaculation, oprah, queefapotamus, chingy


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