What is Cum-clog?
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After masturbation when semen starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans penis, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of piss.
So I whacked off in the shower, and when I got out and went to take a piss, I accidentally pissed on my foot due to a cum-clog.
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To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.
"She likes it when I hum death metal"..
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A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.
"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"
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