Cumclot

What is Cumclot?

The act of cumming without the cum.

When one's cum is clogged in the shaftof the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.

BRIANS MOM: I ask you to cum over my face!

BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!

BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!

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See cumclot, cuntclot, clot, black dick, shemale

A clot comprised of manky ejaculate.

Can also be used as an insult.

Neil found that the money shot he was saving up for was blocked by a cumclot.

Or,

Neil is such a cumclot

See cumcannon, cumclogged, cumdragon, clownshoe, cockgust

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