Cumcolepsy

What is Cumcolepsy?


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The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.

After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.

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