Cumditioner

What is Cumditioner?


1.

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.

see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner

See conditioner, supersoak, revenge, superman, cum, skeet, blast, shampoo, semen, bitch

2.

ejaculating on woman's hair

Sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, Jacob created a glory hole in the wall and jizzed all over her hair. After this dose of cumditioner, Sally's hair never felt better. It was just what she had needed all along - a guy cumming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!

See jizz, in, hair, splooge, cum, diarrhea, cumditioner, glory, hole, ejaculation


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