Cum-drum

What is Cum-drum?


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VERB

1. To masturbate excessively, to the point pubic hair is ripped out and the wiener remains sore for at least 1.5 hours.

2. To perform drums on a street corner for a small amount of cum from passers-by.

1. I cum-drummed so hard semen poured out of my nose.

2. Don't judge me! This is what I do! You are so ungrateful; I play beautiful music and you can't spare a drop of cum!

See cum, ejaculate, masturbate


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