What is Cume?
1.
the old english word for sperm
Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume
2.
Cumulative, especially
With a cume of 3.8, she graduated _Magna cum Laude_
3.
(Short for "cumulative".)
1. The combined averages of a student's
n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."
4.
A really bad spelling of cum.
I thought it was spelled cume, but thanks to Flession, I know it's spelled cum.
5.
Short for "cumulative," among other things.
Jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 cume!
6.
frenchified synonim of
original: cum
new: cume
original: lick my cum bitch!
new: licke mon cume la chiene!(lick my cum bitch!)
7.
Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.
If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.