Cumface

What is Cumface?


1.

Funny term to explain when one of your friends has their picture taken with a nice girl or when they are drunk. Can be used when the person looks like they have just ejaculated and looks stimulated.

Originates from a lads holiday this year.

Looking at pictures:

1. " Hey look at this picture of .........."

2. Yeah he's got a well bad cumface haha"

1: "Look at him dancing over there with that fit girl"

2. "Yeah he's got his cumface on"

See face, ejaculate, unlucky, picture

2.

when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it

jenna has a sticky load on herr face and is loving it

See mikey

3.

An angled picture taken to make you seem more attractive to gullable people by hiding your double chin or other facial faults, and excentuating your breasts (females) or shoulders and chest (men) to distract from your pot belly or unshapely physique, which inadvertently makes you appear like you are waiting to be ejaculated on in a porno style

"Take a look at the latest faceparty cumface" *pastes link*

See cum, face, whore, trash, slut, slag


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