What is Cumfused?
1.
The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard
I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.
2.
A sexual situation where one or both parties is awkwardly unsure of what to do next.
She was getting pretty frisky, but I was cumfused as to whether I should try to undress her.
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3.
Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.
I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.
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"Snowboard" for defecate. Taken from the Simpsons.
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