What is Cumgargoyle?
1.
A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.
Janet is a real cumgargoyle.
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2.
Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.
"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)
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