What is Cumgirdle?
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A saggy, baggy, and markedly fat protrusion of a person's lower abdomen that is suggestive of and denigrating about the person having swallowed endless gallons of man-juice for many-a-man over several decades. It is meant to be a vulgar insult when critiquing a person's physical form as a result of implied routine behaviors.
That heifer that I shagged last night had the nastiest cumgirdle I ever saw! (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha :-0 )
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