What is Cum-guzzling Mtv Whore?
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A whore give gives alot of head, and listens to MTV. When Good Charlotte come on they immidiately fall in love with one of the members and think that they are all of a sudden 'Goth', 'Emo' or 'Hardcore'... They're not.
"OMG! i GaVe AsH sOmE gOoD hEd LaSt NiTe, ThEn I wEnT hOmE aNd WaTcHeD MtV. HaVe U hErD dA aNfEm By GoOd ShArLoT? ItS dA bEsSt!"
"OmG u ArE sUcH a GoFf. CoOl!"
"I nO! lEtS gO oN dA nEt N aStOuNd eVrEe1 wIv OuR gOfFnEsS!"
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When a girl masturbates with a vault bottle
"Damn, that chick Lexi just pulled a Vault Girl
See vault, girl, blonkey, blumpkin..
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An eskimo Ice pop is when a dude takes a shit into
a condom then freezes it.
Once fully frozen a ho uses it as a dildo.
Jim, do yo..
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................silly.
Don't make such mooselandish comments, Katie, you make me giggle.
See silly, goofy, retarded, funny, dumb..
