Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Igi-ness

1. 1)Feeling horny and the intention to seduce many females/males when already in a relationship. 2)Having thoughts of a playboy. 3)Addic..

I Know You Didnt

1. A common reaction when in disbelief of someones actions or words. Ohhh know you didn't! How you gonna play me like that? See Soph..

B.y.o.f.s.

1. B.Y.O.F.S or Bring Your Own Fucking Shit is the way to respond to the office mooch when he wants to come to a party you are having. Moo..

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