Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Keeliating

1. a sexual practice in which a person sucks semen out of another person's vagina or anus, with or without a straw, after a vaginal cr..

Ibc

1. An acronym for International Bitch Conference when someone is a complete bitch and leaves, if someone asks where they went, your respon..

Dipslide

1. To leave, or exit. Same as to "Bounce". Philip: I'm fixin to clock out so we can dipslide out this bitch. Anthony: Lets..

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