Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

3 Stacks

1. Andre 3000's ( OutKast) nickname(1 stack meaning 1000). Keep yo heart 3 stacks, Keep yo heart. See andre, 3000, outkast, aquemini..

Penile Fracture

1. when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture See hambone..

Petiter

1. another word for vagina. sounds better than saying pussy or cunt. i saw sally in the lockeroom, and she so should not have been wearing..

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