Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

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1. Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought. I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in? De..

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Obligarette

1. A cigarette in which someone is obligated to give to repay debt. An owed cigarette. Chris: Andrew, give me my obligarette, you poverty-..

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