Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

1. Someone who is under the impression that they are holier than thou, cool, or tough. "Imma kick yo ass!" "Eaaaasy XL&quo..

Farquhar

1. 1) a homo who doesnt have the balls to admit that he couldnt get with a girl, and has to blame his friends for cockblocking him 2) a pi..

Taila

1. Sombody who either makes a bad first impresion or ruins their good impresion with an embarresing parting comment. 1. Taila has been cha..

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