Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Knowlton

1. (n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like ..

Oh S

1. A bastardation of "oh Shit" but never saying that word I drop the soap, let me pick it up. OH S! See Vick..

Florida Football

1. Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era. Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep......

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