Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Porridge White

1. An inherent disease which affects ones ability to enjoy anything that stimulates, thus providing the world with the most boring natured ..

Trus De Cul

1. correct spelling is "trou du cul", which refers directly to the butt hole in french and is being used as an insult. Quel trou..

Arkansas Switchback

1. When two opposite gender siblings are having sex in the doggystyle posistion, the male pulls the sisters head as far around as possible ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumjunctivitus Edit Meaning