Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Rusty Scabbard

1. rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd| noun 1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowis..

The No C

1. 1) Any non-wealthy area of Orange County, California. 2) Where you will find yourself if you decide to live in Orange County and you d..

70's Tangle

1. when two people who don't shave their pubes (most likely from a time like the 70's) are having sex, and their pubes get knotte..

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