Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Letch

1. Verb: Gaze at or consider someone with strong sexual desire Noun: Someone acting in this manner "Look, he's letching at that..

Festina Lente

1. Make haste slowly. To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner. ..

Bootycall O'clock

1. Used to describe what time your casual fuck friend calls you. Usually, takes place anytime in the late late evening. Typically, the call..

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