Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

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Velvet Worm

1. A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.) Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm..

Sexay_hamster

1. a sexay beast from IGN that spams rapidly and is awesome..

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