Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Lampkin

1. The act of oral sex performed on a man, by a man while defecating. Similar to a lumpkin, but not given by a woman. Joe got a lampkin ..

Guthrie's Ass

1. 1) See Badonkadonk Have you seen Guthrie's Ass? It's Huge!..

Poontential

1. the potential of a very young girl to one day be viable (and legal) for a right fucking your 5 year old daughter has got some poontenti..

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