Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Dunkin' Death

1. Also known as Dunkin' Donuts, Fuckin' Dunkin' and other terms. Basically, one of THE suckiest jobs known to the part-tim..

E-motional

1. To become extremely offended over online conversations to the point of all caps, random childish threats, and e-stalking. Damn homie I ..

Holla At That Shawty

1. The African American way of saying you want to have sexual intercourse. Commonly heard in rap songs. White guy: Dude I wanna have sex ..

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