Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Smeagled

1. 1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated. I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled. Last night was fun..

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Queefstruate

1. A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vag..

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