Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Brain Box

1. Another word used to describe the head. Ben Lee will punch a bitch in the brain box. See dome piece, head, cum dumpster, skull..

Zealivity

1. urge to do something creative. i need to do some zealivity. 2. wanting to do something unique. i'm gonna go do some zealivity o..

Nutter Body

1. When a girl has a really great face, but a horrible body, causing you to wish she had a 'nutter body' (another). It can be a..

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