Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Cotchin

1. A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner. You wanna like… cotch at mine or yours? (Would you prefer to ca..

Lmfaolu

1. laugh my fucking ass off loudly and uncontrollably can also use: lmfaol&u ugly guy: hey hottie pretty girl: hey ugly guy: you ..

Eggs Benny

1. you eat eggs benedict then you fuck a girl doggy style and before you cum you puke the eggs benedict on her back and blow your load on i..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumjunctivitus Edit Meaning