Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Impaired Vision

1. The resultant effect from when a girl's eyes are held open by a man while he cums in them. "How was the date with Cindy last ..

W.e.o.

1. short for Wikipedia Executive Officer; absurdly self-righteous individual, usually an editor or admin, who mistakes the Wikipedia for th..

Man Chats

1. Two or more males engaging in a heart to heart that is seemingly uncharacteristic of the male gender. Female #1: "Where are Greg a..

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