Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Timmy Ho

1. Short for Tim Horton's, also known as "Timmy's" or "Tim's". Tim Horton's is the largest Canadian..

Twap

1. Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground See Jesse 2. To punch, s..

Limousine Liberals

1. Wealthy people whose political beliefs are nominally on the left side of the spectrum, but tend to have a rather hypocritical view of li..

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