Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

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Infamous Countdown

1. In Ron Jeremy films, the female counts down from 20, and on 0 Ron comes right in her mouth. Female: It's time for the infamous cou..

The Bradulator

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