Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?


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Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".


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