Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Goat Feed

1. What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced. Dude, I ju..

Ducky Ducky

1. Slang term for being on the receiving end of a blowjob. In conversation: "Hey man, any ducky ducky last night?" (Can also us..

Frowny-face Journalism

1. A subset of the more general human interest story, frowny-face journalism takes some boring, abstract, impersonal policy change or socia..

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