Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Corn Porn

1. Pornography with corn, Corn engaging in sexual acts, Nude Corn, etc. (See CILS) "Ooohh, look at that corn porn! Ooohhh, yeeeahh, r..

Omfgyb

1. abbreviation for : "oh my fucking gosh you bitch !!" -OMFGYB!!, how could you fuck my boyfriend? -what? it wasnt all that gr..

Blood Of Bee

1. a large mess of oddities & glitter that will never stop growing she could no longer control the blood of bee that was filling up he..

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