Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Torn Tarp

1. A thrashed vagina "Her box looked like a torn tarp" See vagina, loose vagina, sleeve of wizard, gutted rabbit..

W/8

1. Short form of wait. Since the spelling of 8 is eight, w + eight is weight, which is a homophone of wait. W/8! Just w/8 for a moment! ..

Zip-loc

1. An ameteur rapper sometimes known on the streets as "Zitz in da House" Yo, did you hear that new Zip-Loc track? See rap, jee..

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