Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Titsup

1. Whens somethings gone wrong/screwed up Its gone tits up meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that 2. Military sla..

W M S L

1. WET MY SELF LAUGHIN! LAUGHING SO HARD THAT U ACCIDENTALLY PEE URSELF! thus "wet my self laughing!(W M S L)" See acronym, lau..

The Meal

1. The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up o..

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