Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Quick 1.90

1. The Phrase Quick 1.90 refers to a pint of lager. Usually in the form of fosters, Quick 1.90's are very popular amongst young adults..

Morley

1. Someone who is addicted to their own national lager regardless of taste or price, eg someone from scotland who is addicted to tennants l..

Vagineck

1. n. When one has a growth or loose neck skin that resembles the female genitalia. OMG! You have a vagineck! See vagina, neck, genitali..

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