Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

W.a.l.i.

1. Walk Around Look Important. Commonly used in the military in place of malinger. Often used in reference to a higher ranking officer. Co..

Pimpslice

1. A variation of pimp used as a term of endearment among white males. Painfully white teen: "Sup pimpslice where tha big tittie bit..

Imperial Guard

1. A playable army for the tabletop game: Warhammer 40,000. Imperial Guard are the forefront of the Imperium. With inexaustible platoons o..

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