Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Youtubes

1. videos you watch on youtube. Jimmy- "Come play football with us." Andy- "Leave me alone, I'm watching my youtubes...

Miss Wendy Winters

1. Mandy Weet The hostess from the movie Magical Mystery Tour i never saw the movie so i can't really give an example..

Get A Monkey

1. Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument. Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night&ap..

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