Cumjunctivitus

What is Cumjunctivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Skankbox

1. a girl who is very mean skanky whoreish and slutty. "Shup up you stupid skankbox!" See ho, slut, skank, bitch, whore..

Rub Out A Fatty

1. Whack of until you unload. After watching the cheerleading trials, I had to run home and rub out a fatty See fatty, beat off, masturba..

Zipperdeaf

1. one who has to open their mind to new sounds or scenes All that guy does is listen to U2, he's so zipperdeaf..

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