Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Ppn

1. stands for Prefers Penis Now See Wolf 2. see first definition :P wolf See LP 3. 1. a person who is cooler than wolf 1. ppn > ..

Rapelationship

1. Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportu..

Zonc

1. Honking someone's nose, whilst poking them forcefully in the kidneys. A common sexual perversion amongst inhabitants of Eythorne an..

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