Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?


1.

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".


93

Random Words:

1. A tiny land mammal whose sole purpose is for the testing of the toxicity of chemicals, especially it's ovaries. I put NaOH on that..
1. a easy pronoun able to replace any word. Give me that joney jone dawg. (in this sentence joney jone can mean anything you want it to m..
1. the biggest asshole i have ever met. he has one big nut and one small one. ones about the size of a baseball and the other is the size o..