Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Derelleh

1. when a hand-made cigarrette is rolled really well it is a derelleh. (doperolllike) Peter: Oi man hook us a paper Skeva: Ohk i just did..

5318008

1. When typed into a calculator and flipped upside down, the display reads "BOOBIES"...

Any Bizz

1. A phrase used in the North of Ireland to ask someone if they have any news. Hi there, haven't seen you in ages. I know, any bizz?..

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