Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Touche'

1. right back at you, up yours joe-"that girl is way out of your league" girl-"you want to hook up?" joe-"touch..

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

Gayfay

1. one who is a lame pillow bitter that uses q's instead of g's. Eric is one huge gayfay. See homosexual, gay, joke, lame..

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