Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Sizemore

1. -v- To fornicate in a less than gentlemanly manner. 1. Dude, she got sizemored in that movie! 2. If you don't shut up, I'..

Jizzoint

1. Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed Let's go smoke a jizzoint! 2. prison oh shit, were goin to the jizzoint th..

Ohmega

1. The end of the struggle. What you say when you're about to get slaughtered. (Combination of Omega the end and Ohm resistance) 1. &..

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