Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Queen Dick

1. 1. A penis so prestigious that it's bestowed the title of queen. -usually required when postulating one (both men and women) into ..

Zaarrr

1. it means sorry, but it also doesnt mean anything. *see Leight "im going to a party" "zaarrrr" or "ouch im ..

Pole Meat

1. Venacular term for, "Stripper." That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat. See pole, meat, stripper, dancer, slut..

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