Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Illegalienship

1. When someone comes into the United States illegally without considering citizenship, they are known to have illegalienship. Me: "Y..

Old Head

1. An older person (used disrespectfully). Usually an old head is in denial about age. Look at that old head trying to get a job at McDona..

Urban Bullshit

1. when you are looking up a word and now there are bullshit commercials along with it! :( " I happened to notice that there is urban..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumjuntivitus Edit Meaning