Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Hrs

1. possessive pronoun: all purpose word to substitute for "his" and "her" to regain the rhythm of the language, at leas..

Yfkm

1. You're fucking killing me! Don't schedule another meeting. YFKM See fuck, jesus fucking christ, judas priest..

Ramen

1. food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder. Moses: whatcha eating? God: Ramen. See ..

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