Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

The Bicycle

1. When two people lye on their backs, and connect feet. and move them in a circular motion, then the male sits in between.. doing so - f..

Yellow Dog Democrat

1. Someone (generally from the South) who would vote for a yellow dog if it was a Democrat. Alternately, someone who would rather vote for ..

Ooooooo

1. The message Peter Griffin sees in his cereal. Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says 'oooooooo'. Peter, th..

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