Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Teagent

1. getting a handski(handjob) while eating a chicken parm hero. Yo bro did you do anything with that girl last night? Ya i got the teagen..

Two-way Petting Zoo

1. You pet the animals, they pet you back. Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo. See office, jim, cage, fun, party 2. A euphemist..

Elaboreate

1. Word used when trying to impress someone far less smart than you. Usually used as a scientific term Dude 1: I'm totally gonna elab..

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