Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

Varsity Fuck Squad

1. the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty! in high school i was on the varsity fuck squad, and i lettered in blowin out..

Home Ghetto

1. The Home Depot. Also called the "Home Cheapo". Hey! I'll get a big box of flourescent light bulbs at the Home Ghetto!..

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