Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Plofme

1. Pull the fuck up off me. Get off my back. Usually said in a joking matter. Plofme mother fucker. Plofme bitch. See get away, fuck you,..

Putting On My Joker Face

1. motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath..

Cacking It

1. When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself. She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag. See shitting it..

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