Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Diazarse

1. an infection obtained (usually by an illegal alien) that mainly effects the ass-area. diazarse is contracted when one's ass is punc..

[slick Brian]

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Omari

1. The finishing touch of a fine massage also known as a happy ending. She turned me over and gave me the omari finish, I shot everywhere..

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