Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Icky Icky Goo

1. The fat in which one can not get rid of. Tummy blubber. Baby fat...

Aloc Acoc

1. (a-lock ack-oak) slang for climax. When during sex, a person reaches their most stimulated point. "She reached aloc acoc way too ..

Khalil G

1. To disappear suddenly, without a trace, warning or explanation. Yo, after fuckin' Stacey, I saw her dad comin so i Khalil G'd..

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