Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Zammit

1. Another word of saying Dammit or Damn It or Damnit. Person 1: Oh no! It's stolen! Person 2: oh. Zammit!!! See damn, dammit, damn..

Butt Balls

1. When you are doing a skirt dirty doggy style and your balls smack too much on her ass. Yo I was working so hard on her I got butt balls..

Crack Muffin

1. An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way. N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumjuntivitus Edit Meaning