Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

The Great Outdoors

1. wen the girl asks to pick a bush, thn the man follows the girl into a bush in a park/dog park/private garden. and hav amazing but quiet ..

Qettoe

1. The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart. There was much qettoe on my face..

Splasplowski

1. when cody busts in a girls butt with such high pressure and force that her teeth get knocked out. I'm gunna reverse splasplowski ..

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