Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

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Asszucchini

1. Often confused with a nut, the asszucchini is actually a legume. Its natural habitat, dangling from branches of dingleberry bushes, is b..

Pot Jacket

1. A large parka worn usually by wiggers/stoners like brian used to store pot. The cotton is removed from the jacket and then replaced wit..

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