Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

20-40 Rule

1. The 20-40 rule refers to the attractive appearance of a female at 40ft. and the repulsive mold of flesh she calls a face at 20ft. I was..

хуй

1. Russian word for dick. Ты - хуй. You are a dick. See dick, хуй, cock, russian..

Bestwoodite

1. A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK. check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man. See J..

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