Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Pork-a-lork

1. To pen a meat sock. I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night. See pen, pork, rail, ram, pipe, stuff..

Kecky Swine

1. unpleasnt person (shitty pig) dam that kecky swine he robbed the f**kin bakery ... again. See shit bag, Richard Gough..

Fachezy

1. fachezy;tight or show plesure shit thats shit is fachezy..

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