Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Off The Beaten Track

1. Where tourists don’t normally visit. Somewhere more adventurous compared to popular destinations. “Ronald hates following tour guides ..

201st Base

1. having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spa..

Get Nancy

1. To get fucked up or high. Also can mean to party or boogey down. Dude, I just bought some 'dro. Wanna go get nancy. Or, this pa..

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