Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Shfms

1. Sky-High Fuck-Me Shoes mom: What's in that box, dear? daughter: Just some SHFMS's, mom. mom: what? daughter: Sky-High Fuck..

Olympic Toke

1. When someone with the lungs of a dolphin, or Michael Phelps, takes a massive hit from a bong. Dude I heard Jeremy on the track team too..

The Quiet Game

1. a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. The rules are simple. While excused to the rest..

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