Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

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1. A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position. "I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an off..

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