Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Max Bagley

1. An uncool species that smells really bad. "ew, you're Max Bagley." See max, smells, uncool, loser, fag..

Crowned Wrist

1. Wearing a Rolex. Due to the Crown Trademark of the brand That kid with the crowned wrist is 'bout to get jacked..

Bocchi

1. a bocchi is a premature ejaculation usually but not always occurring from dry sex I can't believe i bocchi'd last night i did..

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