Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Aztec Two-step

1. The runs, diarrhea Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad. See Cornholio 2. Diarrhoea dance alon..

Kibbles N' Bits

1. Slang for crumbs of rock cocaine. Comes from urban origin. Recording Start-23:43 "Joo got sum kibbles n' bits left for me, R..

Ham-hopping

1. Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent ..

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