Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

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Trail Goggles

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Eco Hoe

1. a woman who is a treehugger who controls her boyfiend/husbands outdoor activitys that eco hoe will not let jim go deer hunting with us ..

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