Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Zipper Dick

1. the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans. ..

Get Em

1. It came from the movie how high, it means for 2 people to be gunning on eachother back and forth. Also after each insult everyone around..

Pulling A David Blaine

1. the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit What a cocktwat. He said..

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