Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?


1.

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".


93

Random Words:

1. After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting sm..
1. Wack Ass Bitch Usually a skanky bitch that toys with mens emotions and then fucks someone else. And then toys with you some more. you..
1. A complete idiot who's convinced he has street cred. Dumb enough to stand up to the twin sons of Sparda. Cloud Strife is a total ..