Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Monkey's Knee

1. a particularly scabby minge "that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"..

Enpon

1. A young slude monster. Destiny's spawn, and almost the exact opposite of her. "Look Enpon! It's Lance!"..

Umche

1. secret word used for anything from sex 2 weeed hey man how much did that umche cost dude i just stuck my umche in dat hoe's umche..

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