Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Elevated Handslap

1. a term used frequently in the first season of man of the hour hour. basically a high-five. Person One: High - Five! Person Two: Elevat..

Vietnamese Steamer

1. A variation of the common Cleveland Steamerbut performed exclusively in Vietnam. The addition of Vietnamese cuisine makes the poop espec..

Quad City Cobras

1. Any baseball player who is a big enough badass to play in tournaments in Arizona, California, Florida, Texas, and their home state of Io..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumjuntivitus Edit Meaning