Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Zubrin

1. getting high off of pet pills I'm going to zubrin my ass off when i get home tonight. See gelling, zoning, getting, high, pain, p..

Pocket Billiards

1. to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets "why is colin walking funny like that?"..

Oave

1. Slang term for "ovary" I kicked the bitch in the oaves...

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