Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Funkalious

1. An expression for something that is unbelievable cool! That is so funkalious that you got a faux-hawk! See funk, cool, rad, stoked, wo..

Key-yid-aa

1. My way of saying 'kid'. ex) like omg kid "key-yid-aa" whats wrong with you? I made one, this is just a message, OMG..

Ploonter

1. 1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks. 2. a young looking fruit loop That blonde haired kid is a ploonter. See fag, sk..

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