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The exact oppisite of a miracle.
Guy1: Dude did you hear about that town in Alaska that was buried in that freak avalanche?
Guy2: No, ..
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What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.
Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..