Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

W T F ?!?!

1. 1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck? 1. But I thought the french fries were suppose..

Piss Orgasm

1. a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean 2. feeli..

_==========d

1. A better version of the internet penis Girl; I'm hungry. Me: Suck on this (_)(_)==========D. See tag, code, shit, cock, balls, p..

Cumjuntivitus Edit Meaning