Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Que The Fuck

1. It basically means what the fuck.... NO nate i made it up. Lingo in IM is QTF? A:Yo There is no school today cause of mercury! B: Que ..

Vcm

1. gang at stadeimage/nico/forums. The best gang around, bar none Vcm are gonna kick your ass! See jimmy 2. A new mafia gang on the GTA..

Facebang

1. The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck.&quo..

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