Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Youngstown Sandwich

1. A sexual act in which a man receives both a blowjoband rimjob simultaneously. Proudly developed in Youngstown, Ohio; it's the citie..

And Shits

1. because shit is never singular it always comes with something. who bought all these things and shits? lots of garbage shits. See shit,..

Jopet

1. - originated in the Philippines = same as "homie" for Filipinos yo, whuzzup jopet?!? See homie, man, bro, dude, dog, dawg..

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