Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Imph

1. A person who has become a victim of severe pwnage due to their being hideously ugly or pussies. "Kyle is such an imph!"..

Jogulate

1. To scramble your memory. I was at the beach and saw a shark and was jogulated because I didn't know what to do. I was so messed u..

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