Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Was My Heart Then Filled With Mourning,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

Euroboyz

1. the best indoor soccer team in the world captained by world number 1 Jordan That team beat us 100-0 and they are called the euroboyz. ..

Poleazy

1. the police, the hot and spicy, the po-po, etc. Yo your uncles truck is off da heazy! Fo sheazy! Oh no here come da poleazy!..

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