Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Electric Soup

1. Brain damage strong lager, as consumed by park drinkers. Mmm.. electric soup...do you get croutons as well ?..

Dumb-fuckery

1. A more emphatic synonym for "tom-foolery". The type of behavior that results in disruption, annoyance, loss, or destruction. ..

Zift

1. Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit. "Oh no forgot the keys in the car..

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