Cumjuntivitus

What is Cumjuntivitus?

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Kravets

1. "To Cut". A derivative of Old Slavic kravati. Did you see that emo kid doing kravets? See emo, cutting, kravets..

Jamspangled

1. Slightly perturbed and confused. Seemingly irrational behaviour (to others), whilst being a little worse for wear. I realised how Jamsp..

Kilted

1. To be drunk. Very drunk. Staggering. She had 12 pina coladas after 4 beers. Blatted? She was completely kilted. See brenda, tulum, par..

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