What is Cumling?
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1. n. A dried patch of
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are '
1. This morning, after my
girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling
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2.
A small creature that survives off of the ejaculate of the opposite sex.
The little cumling felt weak until it got it's large helping of semen.
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too fucking literal.
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