Cumling

What is Cumling?

1. n. A dried patch of semenon the end of a male genitalia

2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.

1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.

2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling

See sex, sperm, cum, bad

A small creature that survives off of the ejaculate of the opposite sex.

The little cumling felt weak until it got it's large helping of semen.

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