Cumling

What is Cumling?

1. n. A dried patch of semenon the end of a male genitalia

2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.

1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.

2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling

See sex, sperm, cum, bad

A small creature that survives off of the ejaculate of the opposite sex.

The little cumling felt weak until it got it's large helping of semen.

See cum, cumling, shiloh, eddy, peen, peenloon

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