Cumlocks

What is Cumlocks?

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks

Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.

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Gift-wraped Alaskan Log

1. you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night See al..

Gutfolio

1. an insufferable idiot. a nincompoop. often preceded by the adjective "stupid." All winners of the Darwin Awards are gutfolio..

Trucked Sticked

1. When a person gets hit extremely hard in any type of physical sport That kid got Trucked Sticked so hard they had to call an ambulance ..

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