Cumlombian Gold

What is Cumlombian Gold?


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When a generous lad jacks it off, dries it up all nice and crusty, and then slices and scrapes it down to a fine line of powder. You then make some cooze starving for a protein injection snort it up the smell shaft. Oftentimes, she'll tilt her head up and snort some air to get the baby dust down further in her head on the long way to the ovaries.

Lisa was looking a little buleomic and fiending for a nutritious snack, so I took her out back and gave her a couple lines of cumlombian gold.

See cum, sperm, ejaculate, cocaine, snort


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