Cummeritis

What is Cummeritis?

The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.

Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis

Violent Masterbation

1. Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain. Josh had the greatest money-shots e..

Jabber Laps

1. The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that soun..

Five-a-day

1. If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION. (Todd on his date with Jenifer) Jenifer: They do good food here Todd: Yea, ..

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