Cummies

What is Cummies?

Male underwear that has been saturated with the DNA of the wearer. Can usually be found hanging on the shower rod in Rob's bathroom.

"Stay out of the shower because the cumies are drying."

Pusskits

1. little rolled up balls of piss yellow toilet paper and vaginal secretions Man, I was eating her mullet and got a mouth full of pusskits..

Port-a-hottie

1. Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment Dude, I'm taking th..

Slicker Than A Fags Ass

1. Used to describe something wet and slippery. Be careful little johny...that pool deck is slicker than a fags ass!..

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