What is Cummuffins?
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Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.
Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?
Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.
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