Cummummy

What is Cummummy?


1.

The act of ejaculating all over a partner, trying to go for as much surface area as possible, then very quickly wrapping them from head-to-toe with a roll of toilet paper.

See also: The King Tut

Lisa: "Hey Susan, what are you up to tonight?"

Susan: "Mmmmmppphhh mmmmmph Cmmmmm mmmmmmmmyyyy!!!"

Lisa: "What's that you say? Brad gave you a Cummummy again?"

See mummy, cum


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