Cumnundrum

What is Cumnundrum?


1.

When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".

"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.

Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.

See conundrum, cum, condom, pusey


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