Cumoff

What is Cumoff?

The act of cleaning one's brother's semen from a computer desk.

"Eww! Today I had to wipe my brother's cumoff my computer desk!"

Textfuck

1. a person(usually a guy) who insists on answering a text message while fucking his girlfriend. Mark stop being a textfuck and start fuc..

Jiggle Jerk

1. Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with feca..

W.o.m.p.

1. Acronym for (W)omen (O)utside (M)y (P)references. Let's scram scholar, all the girls in here are W.O.M.P. See Draper..

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