Cumoff

What is Cumoff?

The act of cleaning one's brother's semen from a computer desk.

"Eww! Today I had to wipe my brother's cumoff my computer desk!"

Sky Diver

1. 'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5 look over there sky diver on floor lend us a sky diver See sky diver, rhym..

Bjort

1. (v) To noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, Icelandic orifice. Jumping Jesus, did you just bjort?!?..

Dragon Ant

1. Some short, cocky dickwad that can't fight for shit. Shoots his mouth off and prances around like an asshole right before he gets ..

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