Cumoff Edit Meaning

1. Acronym for "Holding stomach trying not to laugh out loud" Often used when in an office, place of worship, funeral, wedding, ..

1. Someone who wears excessevely tight pants, and the fat hangs off of the top. Looking like a Fat Muffin. Mary called Myrtle a fat muffin..

1. To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounce..