Cumoffee

What is Cumoffee?

Cumoffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino...

This act is typically preformed without the drinker's permission or knowledge of the act...

"Hey Dan I made you some coffee"

"Oh Thanks" - takes a sip

"MMMmhhh thats good cumoffee"

Dan spits the coffee all over...

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