Cum-on-ist

What is Cum-on-ist?


1.

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.

20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.

See communist, commoner


52

Random Words:

1. The feeling of awkwardness an individual experiences after achieving an orgasm. The term is a coinage of 'orgasm' and 'aw..
1. 1. Another word for a female's period Example 1. My girlfriend is being a psycho Hoe's beast today! Ya shes on her end of th..
1. A poop weighing over 15 pounds. I pooped real big...it was a quizard! See chicken, poop, wizard 1. A poop weighing over 15 pounds. ..
Book Banner