What is Cum-on-ist?
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No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.
20 years ago:
Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?
Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.
Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.
Phil: But I can't feel it as good!
Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.
Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.
Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
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When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off..
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The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.
Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour..
