Cum-on-ist

What is Cum-on-ist?

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.

20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.

See communist, commoner

W:a

1. is a game : worms armaggedon i go play on w:a i go play on worms armaggedon See w:a, worms, armageddon, game, play..

Fouts

1. Boots with the fur Look at shorty over there rocking the fouts! See boots, fur, shoes, leather, clothes..

Shit Bomb

1. A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment gener..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cum-on-ist Edit Meaning