What is Cum-on-ist?
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No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.
20 years ago:
Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?
Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.
Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.
Phil: But I can't feel it as good!
Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.
Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.
Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
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Someone who chokes out dead people. Or picks on dead people. Picking on a deceased person is necromangling.
"F*ck Biggie, 2Pac was..
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to defecate
Every morning at 9am, I bust a big ol' duke.
2.
To have anal sex.
Similar to Duke and can result in a Gape.
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