Cump Edit Meaning

1.

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

See T-money

2.

cump

v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.

"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"

See sex, anal, cum, semen, dump, cumping, fuck, shit

3.

An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.

"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"

See stupid, silly, rude, offensive

4.

A word that can take the place of any other word known to human kind. Generally used by those of the 2011 class of B.H.S. Its main purpose is to sound extremely perverted yet have no real meaning of its own.

Yesterday i cumped a cow on my way to school

The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"

Cump you, you mother-cumper!

See odelay, doh, chuck, norris, nerd

5.

Crusty, leftover, dried up semen.

After a long night of in-and-out, I woke up with cump on my sheets.

See cum, sex, masturbation, ejaculation

6.

Noun/Verb: The act of jacking-off (To cum) whilst taking a shit (a dump).

Cum+Dump = Cump

*Different from Cleveland Steamer in that a Cleveland Steamer is performed with a partner; a cump is usually performed alone, on the toilet.

When I get home, I'm gonna take a mean-ass cump

See shit, jerk off, cleveland steamer, cum, dump

7.

The act of cumming while humping.

Stef cumped all over his jaun-piece last night! He still smells like fish too.

See cum, hump, sex, splooging, stef