Cum-pergade

What is Cum-pergade?


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A slang word for when a man fires off some knuckle children to some titties before he has to do something for his flatt chested, diaper smelling, orangatang looking wife

Hey Brad, how are the wife and kids? Hey, by the way, you think I can borrow that "Moms with D's" video so i can go on a cum-pergade before I gatta pick up the kids from school?

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