What is Cumpidgeon?
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An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.
The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.
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Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or gi..