Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Global Endowments

1. a sort of code word for boobs usually meaning that they are big. Boy1: hey who do you think has the best global endowments? Boy2: defi..

Office Bingo

1. a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a me..

Bunx

1. One's wrongdoing or accident. Also anything done with ill intent or met with disapproval. "My bunx" as in "My bad&..

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