Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Fiercing

1. fake/ faux piercings. guy 1: dude, but she had piercings in all her pics... guy 2: nawhh, her parent's are so strict she just use..

Iphone Killer

1. 1. A new cellular phone that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPhone empire. 2. A cellula..

Kosulting

1. When a hermophrodite has intercourse with him/her/it self by inserting his/her/its penis into him/her/its vagina. Guy 1: What'd yo..

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