Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Zestulus

1. Projecting an attitude of doing a task with zest. Bill: "I bet she does it with zest." Tom: "She is zestulus!"..

Beadle Claw

1. A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand. The Beadle Claw is d..

84's

1. These are the 30 spoke wire wheels that were a very rarely chosen upgrade option avail. on 1983, 1984 FWD Cadillac Eldorado's and m..

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