Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Nuclear Poop

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Zaphlon

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Zile

1. To ride down a small, oceanic river on the beach, on a boogie board or tube. Lets go zile down the nile See ride, tube, obx, beach, ni..

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