Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

The Slow And The Timid

1. What The Fast And The Furious should have been named. Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead! S..

Distractionary

1. adjective. taking attention away from; moving off course I can't seem to focus today as I keep wandering off on these distractiona..

Deep Fried

1. Yet another term to described how high you're feeling. Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked Stoner 2: I&..

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