Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Qu Si

1. Chinese (Mandarin) for Go Die. Qu si noob. Da sha bi. See sha bi, qu si 1. Chinese (Mandarin) for Go Die. Qu si noob. Da sha bi. S..

Rip Job

1. You, being a male, are getting a rim job from a female and you pass gass or fartin her face. Sorry bro but your dame was giving me a ri..

Dragon Lobster

1. The most epic lobster ever. Its power level is over 9000, and it doesn't afraid of anything. "DUDE WTF! THAT LOBSTER TOTALLY ..

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