Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

To "diva"

1. To walk the walk, to talk the talk, wait....Omg, there is 'cruddie' on the bottom of my shoe.......ewwwwww!!! Diva is a great..

Muner

1. Someone who frequently participates in or attends Model UN conferences as a delegate, an organizer, a staff member, or a faculty advisor..

Virginitus

1. somone who is a virgin for too long bob is suffering virginitus because he cant get any. See virgin, whore, laid, virginity, sex..

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