Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Twist Up

1. To twist your fingers in a "W" shape indiccating "West Coast" "Tell the DJ to bang my shit, the west-coast in ..

Slothie

1. When you crap in your hand and smear it on someones face hwen their sleeping. You can also give them a teabag or arabian goggles ben wa..

Zombiotic

1. One who feels like a fucking zombie. Not exactly the flesh eating killers we all know and love, but resort back to Shawn of the Dead whe..

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