Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Fiddlebit

1. A "CrackHeaded" Way To Call Someone Or Something A Fucking Bitch. Origins Lie In Kenosha,WI. "Yo Nigga U A FiddleBit&qu..

Carlotes

1. Carlotes a latin myth of a young warrior/ ladies man , who's strength in both bed and battle was said to be as fierce as 2 men in o..

Ishkamana

1. phrase used when one is slightly uptight mama - go get your work done fat ass boy - ishkamana mama! no sod off See mana, ishk, man, s..

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