Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Origami

1. Cool Japanese art where you fold a piece of paper a million times until it becomes a stegosaurus. Origami is fun. See Ding Dong 2. T..

Flobadob

1. The phrase mutterd by Bill and Ben the flowerpot men. Wish Weed was MY friend... Ah flobadob, floboboabdaod. Flobadob...

Restaurant Hopping

1. An activity for fat people. Involves going from restaurant to restaurant ordering a large entree, consuming it, and then moving onto ano..

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