Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Yankin' My Dick

1. Most often used as a question in place of "are you kidding me?" And normally used when irritated For example: Baker: &quo..

Alaskan Indian Burn

1. when you freeze your cum into an icicle then let in stick it onto your partners vagina letting it stick to the clitorous, then you rip t..

Vergatario

1. Venezuelan slang for something which is really cool; something very well done; something excellent.. Hey dude, that car is vergatario! ..

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