Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Akmatic

1. street slang for an AK47 assault rifle. "them cops got lit up with the AKmatic" See ak47, rifle, gun, automatic, weapon..

Imdrun

1. Being drunk enough to send text messages, often with comic results and no memory of doing so. He was so imdrun, he texted me, "im ..

Lifetime Friends

1. Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beachesin that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determi..

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