Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Urinator

1. n: a person (usually male) who pees into bottles, drinking cups and other assorted containers rather than walk down the hall to use the ..

Hommis

1. A male who touches other males genitals Also, "Hommis Breath" someone who is gay but doesn't come out untill they get dr..

Gate Crasher

1. A broke ass hippie who will rush the gates of a concert with a large group of people in hopes of rushing by security and making it into ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumprised Edit Meaning