Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Lighter Klepto

1. One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this u..

Hodouche

1. A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker. Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish. Stephen is a hodouche, ..

Jeeeeez

1. What to say when you dont know what to say. "........ Jeeeeez !!! " See jeez, speechless, flabbergasted, nicole richie, pari..

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