Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Handispot

1. A handicap parking space This store has a lot of handispots. See handicap, parking, parking lot, store..

Gringer

1. One who goes ass-to-mouth; used as a polite and discreet alternative to saying ass-to-mouth when in public. also: gringe (v) Guy 1: &q..

-cracker

1. suffix added at the end of the prefix of any and all national or ethnic identifications, denoting the individual as to having to think, ..

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