Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Poinkdoink

1. When a person has a booger that wont come off their finger! "Holy fucking shit! I have god-damn poinkdoink!" See booger, nos..

Exurb

1. A sparsely populated area, that is currently making the transition from rural to suburban, located usually on the fringes of a metropoli..

Techsupportistan

1. Proper noun: The fictional country in which telephone technical support representatives with thick accents live. "The tech. suppo..

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