Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Electric Snap

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Jfh

1. Short for Jeans from Hell, any jeans that cause perpetual discomfort while wearing them. Can refer to jeans which are too large, too sma..

Ballwax

1. Wax that you smear out over your balls to make them shinyer Peter: Daniel, your balls are unshiny. Daniel: I guess I need some ballwax..

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