Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Under The Affluence Of Incohol

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol) I'll bet he's under the affluence..

Veganescent

1. /VEEG-uhn-ESS-uhnt/ adjective: 1. In regard to something (usually a person) being vegan . . . 2. especially in the sense of a vegan f..

Javanoid

1. probobly the most addicting game ever created, it is about a bunch of squares and ur trying to hit them with a ball that bounces off a p..

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