Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Noodling The Marinara

1. When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstr..

Oreo Cum

1. The mix of jizz, lube and shit that comes out of a person's ass after bareback sex. Damn, I went down to felch that bitch and he h..

Felchmunger

1. discharge in another's ass and then suck it out. you are such a felchmunger. See felchmunger, ass, cum, butthole..

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