Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Confuddle

1. Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.' Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend..

Uncle Faggot

1. The recognizable homosexual of the group. After a while, it was pretty obvious that George was the Uncle Faggot of the band...

Ur Fat

1. You are fat. See ur gay. It is a good insult/comeback to use on fat people. Fat person: Haha i got an Xbox360 and you didn't! Me:..

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