Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

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1. When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos. Zero Gravity Taco Shits is th..

Like A Bitch

1. a lot; very much "ow! dude, that hurt like a bitch!" 2. Ultimate versatile similie that can be used for everything, mainly ..

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