Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Di Di Mouw

1. go go fast in vietnamese, also spelt di di mao. Can be used in almost any situation even when it doesn't make any sense thanks to t..

Irish Abortion

1. Having a pregnant woman drink a lot of whiskey and, afterwards, kicking her in the stomach. Yeah, she was ballin her eyes out for days ..

Cry-o-maniac

1. When you are holding a baby, or watching one, and the baby cries right away. Person1: Can you watch my baby? You: Sure!! *Person1 goe..

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