Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Porn Al Horno

1. noun; spanglish combo with direct translation of "porn in the oven" "Hey Jorge, you got any porno al horno around?"..

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

Englimesh

1. the point of drunkness where your trying to speak english but all that comes out is gibberish "dude he soooo wasnt speaking englis..

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