Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Cowboy Style Shit

1. taking a dump while stradling the comode reverse. So as to lean your elbows on the tank, or in a public restroom, grab the pipe like the..

Tinhorn

1. A cheap, showy, gambling, unscrupulous shyster of the old American West. That tinhorn cheated at craps! After him, boys! See gambler,..

It Start

1. A term of Bahamian slang used in conglamoration with "Aww Flip" to declare when shit is threatening to, or is in the act poppi..

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