Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Yosser

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Oval Orifice

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Eleventy-twelve

1. A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number. Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x? Guy #2: Uhh....

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