Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Zoocide

1. /zo(go)-O(hot)-side = zo-O-side/ When considered ethically grave, the intentional killing of an animal. (from Greek for animal- and La..

Phelching

1. to suck jizz from bodily orifice Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long See Adam 2. to jizz in an orifice, then ph..

Rahfish

1. 1. Slang for when you have nothing else to say, especially when seeing if someone is still paying attention to an online chat. 2. A web..

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