Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Ribcracker

1. Relates to intercourse with a skinny chick - put it in soft, pop an erection and bang - ribcracker!!! Wow - I'd like to give Sara ..

Dinzeo

1. One who is able to ejaculate on his own gooch. Anthony impressed Aaron after showing he was a dinzeo. See gooch, ejaculate, semen, anu..

Stile Sux

1. Webcomic made by Stile, a sick, depraved little man with a tiny wingie. -Dude...did you read the latest Stile Sux strip? -Yep -Stile ..

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