Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Obamasize

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Lead Farmer

1. A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them. "You said you were a poppy seed farmer!" *pull..

Lee P

1. A verb of being annoying. Usually trying to hook up with chicks that are already put off by him. Usually associated with a small penis. ..

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