Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

To Kick Her / It's Backdoor Off Its Hinges

1. this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beat..

Docilian

1. a person who is always docile, shy and emotionless. sometimes they will totally ignore you... Don't bother talking to him, he&apo..

Dirking

1. When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ..

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