Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Zajicek Sandwich

1. (V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a sh..

1. ( . ) ( . ) ( Y ) Tits & Ass Damn, nigga! Dat fine ass bitch has got sum bangin' ass motha fuckin' ( . ) ( . ) ( Y ) 1..

Virtual Bluetooth

1. When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't. Who is Marilyn talking to? She's on Virtua..

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