Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

F-athetic

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Lurps

1. lurps means to suck a boys dick and or give a girl head. He asked me for my number i said why are you ganna give me the lurps? See lur..

W.w.c.n.d.

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