Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Poo-smoocher

1. Sucking up to someone, Polishing apple, To smooch somebodies poo! A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grad..

W.w.b.b.d.

1. A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?" No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..

Pool Papa

1. In a pool league match, the player (male) who wins the match-deciding game. Jim O'Brien was the Pool Papa in Game 15 against Burwo..

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