Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Throw The Card

1. memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc. hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the je..

Inclamation

1. The opposite of an exclamation. A passive or apathetic verbal response indicating said apathy, often an interjection, such as "meh&..

Kuk I Kano

1. Norwegian slang originating from Aasane meaning Hot Dog. Translated it means Cock in Canoe. You can only get a Kuk in Kano at the Hydra ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cumprised Edit Meaning