Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

W/8

1. Short form of wait. Since the spelling of 8 is eight, w + eight is weight, which is a homophone of wait. W/8! Just w/8 for a moment! ..

858

1. tha newer part of san diegos bad ass town fo shizzle my nizzle yo homie fucc tha 619 clique...we reppen tha 858 side...northside baby! ..

Parking Lot Sagging

1. Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging. my 19..

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