Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

0===8

1. Symbolism for the image of the male genitalia. Otherwise known as a "penis" Would you go down on my 0===8..

G Scoot

1. n. weed. and it don't matter what kind. shwag to dank that shit is g scoot. v. to smoke weed n. "yo' man you holdin&a..

Nigger Hole

1. 1 a butt hole that is not wiped after dropping a juicy brown turd 2 a vagina with brown lips I took a shit at McDonalds and there was ..

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