Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

W.b.v.

1. that real shit. its that new shit rep that shit hrd. west broadway village bitches, u know Yo you get that mad heroin bone up in the B..

Yer Wan

1. n. a loose pronunciation of the term 'your woman', mainly an Irish phrase. Is used to describe a female in a loose descriptio..

Vendel

1. 1. An honarary title given to only the craziest punk rockers 2. The tail end of a mohawk 1. Johnny Vendel is our new team leader for t..

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