Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

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Reverse Half And Half

1. a sexual act where the man begins sexual coitus and finishes with ejaculating in his partner's mouth I gave Susy a 'reverse h..

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1. you fell for it..

Yawn Deafness

1. A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tub..

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