Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Rape Stick

1. 1. A term that means a penis. 2. Something that can be inserted in a fashion similar to a penis, i.e. dildo. 3. A stick used to rape w..

Emoism

1. The act, state, phase, or art of being Emo. The practice of Emo. We sat and discussed Shawn's emoisms. See emo, screamo, hawthor..

Oaf

1. A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly. You fucking oaf! 2. (n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large ..

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