Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Lamarq

1. a fat boy that clams hes a pimip and thinks he can get any girl he wants. u think your lamarq See Ted Bundy 2. a boy with a simple l..

One Of Them Jobbies

1. a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way. I'm going out ..

Lship

1. Pronounced L-ship. An acronym that stands for Laugh So Hard I Puke. Damn! Thats hilarious!!! **BARF** Aw man, I LSHIP'ed! See ..

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