Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

W.l.t.p.

1. Who Licks The Pussy A private organization started by my friends and I. Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T...

Zogm

1. A term having evolved from the origin 'omg'. 'Omg' turned into 'Zomg', and was further warped into 'Z..

Invade

1. to fuck a girl "invade" her with your dick. Cesar, it's time to invade Alexandria. See fuck, bang, screw, invade, invas..

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