Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Drunkie

1. a bastard that looks drunk johnny ng, he looks like a drunk fool. what a drunkie See drunk, johnny, fagget, nigger, retard, ugly..

Kittens In My Pants

1. having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up ..

Going To Tuzla

1. Telling a lie, exaggerating, fibbing. Did you hear him? What a liar? Man, he was Going to Tuzla all night long! See lie, fib, exaggera..

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