Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Jugunda

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Missouri

1. The Show-Me State. The northern half of the state tends to be flat and fits in culturally with the Midwest. Northern Missourians say &qu..

1. one quarter. 25¢. I only have ¼ budget for the year. I need to spend it on stuff that I probabbly wont afford. See ¼, ¢, $, money..

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