Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Quarter Drink

1. Also called quarter water A drink bought at a bodegaor small grocery or connivence store for 25 cents. It comes in a plastic barrel an..

Goatsquatch

1. 1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch 2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle 1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that..

Slurcasim

1. when a drunk tries to be a dick. dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night. See drunk, sarcasim, slur, drinking,..

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