Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Kaka Moe

1. Getting finger, rubbing it around arsehole and wiping it on a unsuspecting upper lip Greta got a Kaka moe from Ryan See brown moustach..

Yaappie

1. In New Zealand, speaking about a South African mate or team. Tri nations championship are played by kiwis, aussies and yaappies. See b..

Stink

1. 1) To smell bad. 2) To be bad. 1) This cabbage stinks. 2) This TV show stinks. 2. The anusof a male or femalehuman being. Usually u..

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