Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

As A Brother

1. a term used by women to say they want to be friends with you, but nothing more. If your girl says this it meens you don't and will ..

Chynagongju

1. What you would call a beautiful Chinese girl. Wow that girl (who is Chinese) is sooo chynagongju..shes amazing :)..

Momma Slap

1. gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think i..

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