Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Omnifaggotry

1. Mass amounts of faggotry. Guy - "Mr President, they are.......UNITING." Obama - ".............Get me the secretary of d..

Dwtf?

1. "Dude what the fuck?" "dwtf? is your problem? See wtf?, gtfo, w/e, wts..

2004 Toolshed Uprising

1. This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in ..

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