Cumprised

What is Cumprised?

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

See oops, cum, jizz, ejaculate, damn, this, sucks

Unconventional Toothbrush

1. A term used for the male penis when receiving a blowjob. If that bitch keeps it up, I'm gonna have to show her how to use an Uncon..

Arkham Asylum

1. Where crazy citizens of Gotham City go. A: 'I love Batman....he put that crazy dude in Arkham Asylum'..

Gibbage

1. The act of exploding an opponent's body into chunky fragments and fountains of blood. Usually in quick succession and with no mercy..

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