Cumputer

What is Cumputer?


1.

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

2.

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

See computer, porn, view, honey, work

3.

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

See orgasm, masterbation, sex, porn, pornography

4.

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

See computer, porn, cum, ass, tits


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