What is Cumputer?
1.
A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
2.
A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -
I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
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3.
a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)
Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.
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4.
A computer you only use to look up porn
Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?
Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer
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