What is Cumquating?
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The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.
"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."
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When you're trying to play some one or if you really believe what their saying could be true, usually not the case, you say this to..
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absurd and ridiculus. at the same time... its insane
Will you stop being so absurdicus?..
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Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.
-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob
See booty, gank, ganker..
