Cumquating

What is Cumquating?

1.

The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"

"No what?"

"He fucked a watermelon"

"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"

"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."

"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."

See cum, fruit, sperm, sex, kumquat
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