Cumrag

What is Cumrag?


1.

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose

You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.

2.

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

See Jack

3.

Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet

#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.

#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.

#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.

See cumrag, god, family, country, mother

4.

the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation

if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed

5.

Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)

I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag

See Jordan

6.

Noun: 1) A person who has hooked up with over a certain amount of people of either both, same and/or the opposite sex in a group of friends.

Noun: 1) A person known strictly based on the overwhelmingly large number of people they have engaged in sexual acitivities with in one or more innerconnected groups of friends.

Hey cumrag what's up?

Guy: yeah so this bitch sucked me off last night, it was okay.

Other Guy: dude, she's gotten with everyone.

Guy: god, what a fuckin' cumrag.

See cumrag, ana, whore, hoe, bitch, slut, skank, georgiana, immature, aids, stds

7.

A person who annoys the people around him because he or she constantly wants to know about other people's sex lives.

Joe is such a cumrag.


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