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An extremely short johnson.
I look down and all I see is an elevator button.
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To be incapable of functioning properly (like the plane that landed in the Hudson after being struck by birds).
I've had 15 drinks..
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food eaten after excessive alcohol consumption to satisfy munchies, to sober up or to avoid having a hangover the following morning
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