What is Cumskimmer?
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A dirty, filthy woman who insists on skimming the cum off of your cock, balls, and thighs with her lips and teeth, instead of using a moist towel like a normal person.
"My legs are all sticky. Perhaps it's because of that cumskimmer who blew me last night!"
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Something that is legitimately ridiculous or sets the bar for being awesome. Only used in the most extreme cases of rediculousness.
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