Cumspike Edit Meaning

1. a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning. Lauren tells Mike and John this story..

1. An idiot, someone who's a jerk or difficult. Dane Cook is a total totebag See douchbag, moron, idiot, tard cart, loser..

1. To fake a male orgasm. Usually including yogurt or other white substance hidden during sex and thrown on to the bitch as you make sounds..