Cumstache

What is Cumstache?


1.

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

2.

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

See gangly, cum, semen, dirty sanches

3.

when a girl gets cum above her lip under her nose, like a mustache

that girl got a cumstache in this porn i saw today!

See porn, cum, mustache, cincinatti bowtie

4.

residue from oral sex around your lips.

I got grossed out i saw an old man with a cumstache


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