Cum-stained Futon

What is Cum-stained Futon?


1.

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

See loser, cum, futon, masturbation, semen, low class

2.

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

See cum, stain, futon, loser, masturbator


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