What is Cumtach?
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A person, girl or boy, whom has previously given a man passionate oral sex (enough to make him jizz), but has forgotten to wipe one's upper lip, very much covered in luscious creamy semen, which is making merry with one's upper lip hairs.
Oi you cumtach! you made spill my tea!
Yes mate, she was a cumtach for a wholeweek!
Cumtaches!, Cumtaches!, Cumtaches all of them!
Micheal's was particular cumtached, because hadn't received his package in the mail
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to subvert with the percpetion of a visonary to speak out against the powers that be in regards to there overall treatment of humanity.
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fill a normal bar pitcher half full of guiness. mix equal parts Jameson and Baily's in a pint glass till half full. pour pint glass..
