Cumtalities

What is Cumtalities?

The sexual act of performing a finishing move Mortal Kombat style while ejaculating. Ideally, in the most degrading ways possible.

While I perform my cumtalities I scream FINISH HER!

See blumpkin, glass bottom boat, strawberry shortcake, sachem

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Rizer

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