Cumtalities

What is Cumtalities?

The sexual act of performing a finishing move Mortal Kombat style while ejaculating. Ideally, in the most degrading ways possible.

While I perform my cumtalities I scream FINISH HER!

See blumpkin, glass bottom boat, strawberry shortcake, sachem

1+1

1. 1+1 = 2 Used by many kids in Elementary School at an attempt to be funny. Kid 1: Well, whats 1+1? Kid 2: 4 Kid 1: No! its 2! Kid 2:..

Rodeo Position

1. When a man has sex with his woman in the Doggy Position, leans over and says "You know, your sister likes this position too." ..

Sixerscutter

1. To try your hardest and completely fail at something. mike: look Alex tried to ask that girl out and she said no what a Sixerscutter. ..

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