What is Cumtard?
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One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.
Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.
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A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.
Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.
Fiaz is such a cumtard!
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