Cumtard

What is Cumtard?

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

See dumbtard, fartbutt, gaytard, buttfart, asian

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

See roger

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