What is Cumtowel?
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A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.
After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."
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Unlikely or impossible to be penised.
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Its what African Americans in the south call Grasshoppers..
It show is a bunch of hoppergrasses out does!
See grasshoppers, pest..
