What is Cumtowel?
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A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.
After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."
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A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.
You're such a Dutch Bagel.
Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.
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