Cumturd

What is Cumturd?


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cum turd-noun:A byproduct of a male individual having unprotected sexual relations with his partner's rectum.The partner expells feces after the sex act and invaritably the " load" or semen left inside the small intestine encases the feacal matter in a slimy,gooey sack.This is the cumturd or cummy turd.

"OOOOOOH,dis bitch done went an' had sex wit hah butt;done frittered out a goddamn cumturd!!!"

"Richard,ride that pony and I'll plant a nice cumturd in your glory hole!"

"Oh sweet lord honey;I didn't know you were pregnant!""You was just fuckin' the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that's no mutant,it's a cumturd."

See cum, come, cummy, semen, turd, poop, rectum, fluid, butt, bung


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