Cunext Tuesday Edit Meaning

1. An apricot eating bongo playing tapeworm. The apivore was great late night entertainment, and we only payed him in apricots...

1. Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate. Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right ..

1. One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey". I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey..