Cunfuzled Edit Meaning

1. The resultant of the Quantum Potato Incident, as recorded in the text "Insidious Guinea Merchants" circa 1789. And lo, there ..

1. A TV show were people would have plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities and a dude tried to look like Jennifer Lopez. ..

1. A person who is dedicated to serving and protecting the scrotum. Dude, he's a righteous scrotum knight!..