Cunit

What is Cunit?


1.

Unit of measurement used by gynaecologists, muff-divers and tropical explorers.

Based on the CONTAINER-SIZE of the average lady.

Equivalent to approximately one-third of a litre.

Of course, due to its natural elasticity, the one-cunit may expand to two, three, four, or even more times its size, depending on the activity in which the lady is engaging.

Encountering Betty's PANTRY, admirers have often jokingly described it as "a CUNIT-and-a-half". In fact, that estimate is well short of the mark.

During an experiment which she conducted, lodging wine bottles in her vintage BEARDED BEAUJOLAIS, she demonstrated that the spacious PROPERTY had the capacity to accomodate more than three cunits-worth of cormorantic pleasuring - if such a massive supply of CHALICE-filler could be made available.

See Persson

2.

Used in describing a person as a half idiot and half cunt

Ralph thinks he is so great, but he is such a fuckin' cunit.

See idiot, cunt, moron, ass munch, retard


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