Cunnilumpkin

What is Cunnilumpkin?


1.

A variation of the blumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while she is defocating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Note: For bonus points and so both parties walk away a winner, the cunnilingor can position their own body during a cunnilumpkin to get Hot-Karl on the pecs.

Intentional: Busy Linda preferred the cunnilumpkin to regular oral sex since it accomplished two things at once....just as long as they did it at the bus station so she could just leave her shit smeared all over the seat cushions.

Accidental: Ed was really doing a good job down there and Eva was starting to peak at her orgasm. Ed had all he could do to keep her from squirming off the bed so he squeezed her hips tighter, and thats when it happened. The uninvited cunnilumpkin had ruined the sheets and both of their evening plans.

2.

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.

Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.

A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

See cunnilumpkin decker, atomic bomb, reverse blumpkin, blumpkin, cunnilingus


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