Cunnylingus

What is Cunnylingus?


1.

Lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich

John: "Oh Mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean"

Mandy: "Oh John"

John: "Let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich"

Mandy: "Ooooooooooohhh John.

John: "Slurp lick slurp" etc etc

2.

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

See Stu

3.

A common term for 'Scunthorpe United Supporters club.'

A group of 'scunts' that linger around glanford park.


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