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A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.
WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, ..
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a cardbaord box filled with spinach and a hole for the penis is cut out. you insert your penis and have a friend smack the box around li..
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When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl..