Cunt Alarm

What is Cunt Alarm?

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

See cunt, alarm, twunt, cruise, tom

Upper Tanker

1. Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving" ..

Discomboobulated

1. to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances. I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...

Ukernet

1. the internet in the United Kingdom or UK. Just send me a message on the Ukernet. See united, kingdom, internet, london, england..

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