Cunt Alarm

What is Cunt Alarm?

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

See cunt, alarm, twunt, cruise, tom

Hob-knocked

1. getting hit hard in the testicles Jeremy was hob-knocked by a fly ball. See balls, nuts, cojones, testicles, hob..

Donkification

1. When some donkey incorrectly plays his hand and rakes a huge pot from you. Yeah man it was total donkification that guy has no idea how..

Qfgdmft

1. "Quoted for god damn mother fucking truth" "Nintendo has sucked ever since they mentioned the Wii." ^QFGDMFT See ..

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