Cunt Alarm

What is Cunt Alarm?


1.

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

See cunt, alarm, twunt, cruise, tom


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