Cunt Alarm

What is Cunt Alarm?

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

See cunt, alarm, twunt, cruise, tom

Ocean Colour Scene

1. An amazing english band that have been around for more than a decade (lets see which crappy pop act can last that long nowadays!). Absol..

Teatowel Holder

1. Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot I love when u stick your finger ..

Ophir

1. one who is good at contact activities such as fighting and excels highly at what he does, also is very sexy. wow that ophir is so good ..

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