Cunt Burglar

What is Cunt Burglar?


1.

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?

phil: Gary got her.

friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

See boyfriend, best friend, bros before hoes, jocking

2.

The theft of a poor womans 'cunt' can be rather painful but most often very pleasurable. In the words of Steve 'Its not rape its just surprise sex'

oh dear god my cunt just got burgled lol who was that cunt burglar how dare they invade my vaginal area without my consent! pfft silly boy!

See cunt, burglar, jews, camel


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